HOTLINE REPORT #7
WHAT BROADWAY STAR WILL BE PLAYING BIG DADDY?
"I don't pay back a single red cent. The first 5 seconds are free. Call now!"

HOTLINE REPORT #6
RUTH STAGE LANDS MAJOR NETFLIX STAR FOR MAGGIE
"Kids, you've gotta ask your parents permission before ya dial because once that credit card hits...there is no refund for you."

HOTLINE REPORT #5
CLOSE TO A DEAL
"This actress has graced the cover of playboy magazine. Who Is she?!...Folks, I wouldn't be doing my job if I gave you that information here."
 

HOTLINE REPORT #4
A FORMER A-LIST STAR FROM THE 80'S

"It's your ol' pal, "Pissed" Chris Loupos back with more theatre buzz for you."

HOTLINE REPORT #3
RUTH STAGE AND THE MANHATTAN THEATRE CLUB?

"I wish I could tell you here on social media folks...but you know I can't do that!" 

HOTLINE REPORT #2
AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTRESS IN TALKS WITH RUTH STAGE

"You know what ya gotta do. You gotta pick up that phone and call the hotline!"

HOTLINE REPORT #1
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF RENEWED! WHO IS NOT WELCOME BACK?
"1.900.909.9900!"
 

HOTLINE REPORT #8
MATT DE ROGATIS IS BACK ON THE "BRICK" DIET. WHAT IS HIS SECRET?
"Trust me, if Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers had this information it'd be worth billions of dollars."

HOTLINE REPORT #9
CALLING ALL BIG MAMA'S!
"Producers of the show have given me, "Pissed" Chris Loupos, the green light to take to the hotline and open up tryouts."

HOTLINE REPORT #10
A BROADWAY SIZED DONATION
"This week, Ruth Stage got a tap on the door and when they opened it up there was a man standing there with a huge check. A Publishers Clearing House style..."

HOTLINE REPORT #11
OPENING NIGHT PARTY

"Where's the after party?...Call the hotline now and maybe you can grease the palms of security,

to get in the door and come party with us."