HOTLINE REPORT #7
WHAT BROADWAY STAR WILL BE PLAYING BIG DADDY?
"I don't pay back a single red cent. The first 5 seconds are free. Call now!"
HOTLINE REPORT #6
RUTH STAGE LANDS MAJOR NETFLIX STAR FOR MAGGIE
"Kids, you've gotta ask your parents permission before ya dial because once that credit card hits...there is no refund for you."
HOTLINE REPORT #5
CLOSE TO A DEAL
"This actress has graced the cover of playboy magazine. Who Is she?!...Folks, I wouldn't be doing my job if I gave you that information here."
HOTLINE REPORT #4
A FORMER A-LIST STAR FROM THE 80'S
"It's your ol' pal, "Pissed" Chris Loupos back with more theatre buzz for you."
HOTLINE REPORT #3
RUTH STAGE AND THE MANHATTAN THEATRE CLUB?
"I wish I could tell you here on social media folks...but you know I can't do that!"
HOTLINE REPORT #2
AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTRESS IN TALKS WITH RUTH STAGE
"You know what ya gotta do. You gotta pick up that phone and call the hotline!"
HOTLINE REPORT #1
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF RENEWED! WHO IS NOT WELCOME BACK?
HOTLINE REPORT #8
MATT DE ROGATIS IS BACK ON THE "BRICK" DIET. WHAT IS HIS SECRET?
"Trust me, if Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers had this information it'd be worth billions of dollars."
HOTLINE REPORT #9
CALLING ALL BIG MAMA'S!
"Producers of the show have given me, "Pissed" Chris Loupos, the green light to take to the hotline and open up tryouts."
HOTLINE REPORT #10
A BROADWAY SIZED DONATION
"This week, Ruth Stage got a tap on the door and when they opened it up there was a man standing there with a huge check. A Publishers Clearing House style..."
HOTLINE REPORT #11
OPENING NIGHT PARTY
"Where's the after party?...Call the hotline now and maybe you can grease the palms of security,
to get in the door and come party with us."
HOTLINE REPORT #12
WHERE DOES RUTH STAGE GO FROM HERE?
"Of course Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, fresh off this very successful run, will close it's doors March 31st. But what ya don't know is, what's coming next? What show is already being planned for the Fall of 2023?...Kids, make sure you get your parents permission before you call cause we don't want ya, but we'll always take your money. CALL. ME. NOW!"
HOTLINE REPORT #13
PARMAGEDDON IS COMING
"...I can tell ya folks, it is a belt buster and it is dangerous. If you even have a smidge of high cholesterol, if you're a tad overweight, when you call us on the hotline at 1.900.909.9900 this week we're gonna have to ask you to do a verbal waiver..."
HOTLINE REPORT #14
PARMAGDDDON HAS BEGUN! IS de ROGATIS HEADED TO THE FOOD NETWORK?
"The segment caused such a fury, that one Food Network chef contacted Matt de Rogatis with an offer to partner in a restaurant. What chef is it? Will this take de Rogatis off the stage and into the kitchen? Folks, ya know I've got the information..."
HOTLINE REPORT #15
DE ROGATIS BACK TO WPIX? PISSED CHRIS IS ENRAGED!
"Matt de Rogatis plans to go on TV and take credit for MY recipe!...Ya wanna mess with me?
Try it!...You'll be doing black box theatre in Waretown, New Jersey!"
HOTLINE REPORT #16
RUTH STAGE LAUNCHES NEW PODCAST! LOUPOS' BEEF
WITH de ROGATIS CONTINUES!
"Ruth Stage invests a fortune in a brand new podcast. But Matt de Rogatis remains morally bankrupt...Next week, June the 7th, the podcast kicks off! Brand new studio. State of the art equipment. What will the topic be?....Folks call me on the hotline now for the latest info. And Matt, I'm coming for ya!"